Cat Caught in the Act

Good Cat Cop: 'No, it's not just curiosity, is it Kitty-Cat? You know it and we know it'.

Cat Caught in the Act: 'Was a complete accident'.

Good Cat Cop: 'I might've believed you know, I really might. But you went for the double-pawed push. You pushed that button with both paws. Come on now. We all know it.'

Bad Cat Cop: *scratches both paws vigorously across the table, raking out small spiral shavings of wood, very close to the face of Cat-Caught-in-the-Act, whose eyes narrow just a smidgen*.

Bad Cat Cop: 'Don't make me puke up my sardine lunch, you Lousy piece of Cat Litter! Just tell us what we miaowing already know!'

Cat Caught in the Act: *yawns elaborately*


(Just in case you're losing sleep at night over it, the squashy word beneath the button being pushed by the Cat-Who-Is-Up-to-No-Good says 'Sabotage').

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